Taking a vakay from TWATJ

It really is unfortunate that the Acronym to my blog title has such a bad word in it. I promise you I just discovered it and am not trying to be cute in any perverse form, I swear.
Anyway, I have too much to do this week, so prob won't be able to blog till.......drum roll please......Friday *GASP*. Please try to contain yourselves, I'll be back as soon as possible, if not Friday. These are things I have to do to prepare for the baby Jesus' Bday....

• Last minute gifts....not forgotten, just last minute things I thought of at the last minute that would be fun to give. Last minute. Just wanted to say it again.....
• Clean house
• Wrap last minute (ONE MO TIME!) gifts
• Stuff stockings
• Prepare dining table for Christmas Eve guests
• Grocery Shop
• Pick up present for boyfriend that JUST was finished today, WHEW that was a close one
• Buy floral arrangement for dining table
• Set up buffet table
• Select wardrobe ideas for festivities
• Buy champies and wine
• Snoop under tree for presents for me. As of 12/23 at 4:52 pm there were none, so that's pretty awesome....
• Pick up ham at HoneyBaked Ham store
• Bake Scalloped Potatotes
• Make Green Bean dish with toasted hazelnuts
• Make dessert for Christmas Eve

Holy Crap I have so much to do.

Death Wish

NE Patriots Linebacker Junior Seau was tackled in yesterday's game, but not by anyone from the Cardinals. 31-year old Todd Kobus of Attleboro stormed the field and clobbered #55, tackling him and sending him ass over tea kettle. (note to self, blog about the derivation of the saying 'ass over tea kettle')

This guy must have been on acid, mushrooms, ecstacy, cocaine, heroin, AND gallons upon gallons of beer because there ain't no way anyone in their right mind would do this! Linebackers are big, tough and strong as hell, I should know, I live with one. The thought process surrounding this event intrigues me greatly....I imagine he was thinking, "I'm cold, I'm bored, the Pats are killin' em, what can I do next...OH, I know!" The BEST part is that upon his arrest another fan in the stands nailed Kobus with a snowball. Hilarious!!!

Mmmm, Yummy and Pretty

The Duggars Welcome Baby #180....

....whoops I mean #18. The ultra Conservative-Baptist Duggar family, stars of '17 and Counting' on TLC, welcomed baby Jordyn-Grace Makiya over night in.....surprise!....Arkansas. Jim-Bob and Michelle 'The Clown Car' Duggar welcome their EIGHTEENTH child, who joins siblings Joshua (& wife Anna), Jana & John-David (twins), Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jedidiah & Jeremiah (twins), Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and Jennifer.

I don't know if I am embarassed to admit it, but I catch their show on TLC when I can.

Henry the Ninth?

Drew Peterson, 54, and wife killer extraordinare, is newly engaged to a 23-year old Chicago woman he has been seeing for four months. Peterson is the lead suspect in the disappearance of his fourth and current wife, Stacey, who in October of 2007 at the age of TWENTY THREE, magically disappeared right into the thinnest of all airs. He claims that she left him and their babies for another man, nevs to be heard from again. Except we don't believe him because *whoopsie* Peterson's third wife, Kathleen Savio, was found 'drowned' to death in her empty and bone-dry bathtub, around the time he was leaving her to become engaged to Stacey.

Oh dear. What is potential wife #5 thinking?!?! It's going to be so weird planning her wedding and funeral at the same time.

Barney's White House Page

I don't know what I am going to do when the Bush's leave the White House. Not because I am going to miss George and Laura, per se, but because I am really really going to miss Barney and Miss Beazley. Plus this is the last installment of the Barney-logies, a.k.a the collection of films he stars in, the most recent being "Red, White and Blue Christmas", also staring my least fave person, Michael Phelps, but I digress. I guess the Obama's are going to get a dog, but I seriously doubt they will give that dog his or her own page on the White House website, or let him or her star in critically acclaimed movies about being the dog who is personally responsible for making sure the residence is decorated for Christmas appropriately, or movies about imagining you are the first dog to win the Ryder Cup, like Barney did. God he is into golf, it's not even funny. Now, I don't advocate biting of any kind, but I have to say I admired Barney's technique when he took a fantastic nip at reporter Jon Decker on the White House lawn last month. Translation: BITCH GETCHUR MIKE OUTMAH FACE! To Barney, reporters are just papparazzi, obnoxiously snapping away at his face with flash bulbs, when all he wants to do is play with his soccer ball or have a quick tinkle in the Rose Garden. Privacy, please!

If you have the time, please check out Barney's page, www.whitehouse.gov/barney. If you want to be a smarty pants and all serious, there are links on there too about National Security, the Economy, Iraq, Homeland Security, The Cabinet, blah blah blah but I never look at those, I mean, who would want to.

I get choked up looking at it, only one more month of this. I am really going to miss him. Sad face....

Don't look at the fat ass losers or freaks!!!

I absolutely love the movie 'Best In Show' and I love Parker Posey more....everything she is in pretty much rocks. I have decided to blog about her on occasion because she is so hilarious. My good friend Howard will be so psyched!