Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Real Recap: RHoNY, Let The Shallowness Ensue....

"OH. MUY. GAWD. I am a suyze ZZEERRRROOOOO at Zang Toooiiiiii. I can't wait to tell Baaawwwwby, and Aaahhllleeee and everyone at Zzzzzaaaaarrrinnn Faaaaabbbbricccsss."
"Ladies, let's get started. Kelly was going to join us, but she's apparently super busy not putting her name on all the charities she's not involved with."

"In St. Bart's, Alex's breasts would be a bit lower, but in Brooklyn they are actually more like this."

"I feel like the Statue of Liberty, my love"



LuAnn: "Kelly, I have arthritis, cancer, endometriosis, appendiciticis, lupus, and alzheimers."
Kelly: " OMG HOW CUTE!"





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