The Presidents Dodges Questions. And Shoes.

I wonder if President Bush has to participate in exercises that require him to react quickly, because even though the shoe-throwers aim was excellent, W's reflexes were even better. The shoe-assailant yelled "this is a farewell kiss, you dog!" in his native tongue and proceeded to hurl his shoes at George's head. The Secret Service apparantely had the afternoon off, as noone came running to W's aid. Noone at all, as a matter of fact. He should've brought his Scottie, Barney, who hates reporters and would've gone for this guys jugular. But Barney was still in D.C. filming his last White House Christmas Movie.
My favorite part of this is when President Bush says "All I can say is that it was a Size 10!". I am sorry, but the guy is hilarious...